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Dave
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Post subject: Despair.com Affiliate Program
 Posted: Jul 22, 2008 - 07:44 PM CST
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Despair,Inc. is the Internet's undisputed leading retailer of products for cynics, pessimists and the chronically unsuccessful. Our wildly popular Demotivators® product line have generated almost $20 million in online sales since their introduction ten years ago. Our incredibly rapid growth has been fueled not by advertising but through true word-of-mouth viral transmission. 2008 monthly uniques are averaging around 700K a month. Our orders on average exceed $40. We pay incredible attention to our brand, always opting for the highest quality materials and a rich purchase experience complete with custom packaging and humorous packing slips. We grew over 20% last year and are maintaining that trend in 2008. Business for the rest of the US Economy may be poor, but for Despair, times have never looked better.
That's where you come in.
For the first time ever, Despair seeks select publishers an opportunity to Share the Despair. We're looking for True Believers to spread the bad news. We only want people who demonstrably like our products and who have a high regard for their own brands as well as ours. We've invested heavily to position Despair not as a mere knock-off parody but as a richly realized content creator who spares no expense when it comes to getting things right. What's the most exciting aspect of becoming an affiliate other than getting paid? How about being able to put ads on your pages that you can believe in? |
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